It’s a karaoke night at a local East Hollywood watering hole because every bar around here offers karaoke 24/7/365.
Two 28 year old self described ‘dudes’ are discussing their favorite cars while their friend – another ‘dude’ Rickrolls the audience but I’m not sure the ‘dudes’ understand the concept.
Dude 1: Dodge.
Dude 2: Toyota Prius.
Dude 1: Any Volkswagen.
Dude 2: Acura ILX
Dude 3 comes off stage to a smattering of applause.
Dude 3: Subaru WRX
Dude 1, 2, 3: Dude.
A random bar patron, a balding guy with a Ralphie Cifaretto collegiate sense of fashion about 42 or so joins the conversation.
Random Bar Patron: I’d love a 1957 T-Bird convertible.
The Dudes take umbrage.
Dude 1: You are climate change denier dude.
Dude 2: Wasn’t that the car from that 1970’s show Route 10.
Dude 3: That was Interstate 10 dude.
Dude 2: That was the show where they drove the highways picking up chicks and surfing.
Dude 1: That show is my spirit animal dude.
The Myth of the American Road is dead. Somewhere Steinbeck, Kerouac and William Least Heat-Moon are crying into their beers.
#bohemiancultureisdead #theshowwascalledroute66
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