The subway ride today found me standing slightly in front of two college girls in their baby blue tennis uniforms with EAS stitched over the heart slowly making their way back to NoHo from 7th Street/Metro Center or various other points in between. They were engaged in a conversation about a boy and a girl.
Girl #1: So they he said it and it happened.
Girl #2: It happened?
Girl #1: It really happened. It happened.
Then they speak quickly in some language I’m not sure of even though I understood some of the words as they ran by quickly. It was as if Moon Unit Zappa’s Valley speak and Esperanto had a child in Encino. After a few seconds they were back.
Girl #1: Then she said it and it happened.
Girl #2: It happened?
Girl #1: It happened. It really happened.
Girl #2: It really happened?
Girl #1: It really happened. It happened.
They lapsed back into their post-Valley Speak speech. Maybe it was the humidity, the heat or the feeling of disgust as another Mass Man and great unwashed Meth freak argued over the chewing gum on some passed out schmucks’ shorts but I thought I could understand what they were saying, as it happened.
At that exact moment in time, the train came and I was off to East Hollywood and a date with destiny or a chicken burrito which ever came first.
This may sound odd but I’m pretty sure I was at Ground Zero at the discovery of cold fusion.
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